A man is flying from Los Angel…
A man is flying from Los Angeles to New York. During the meal service, he accidentally knocked the spoon off to the aisle with his elbow. The flight attendant immediately took a spoon from his pocket and placed it on his tray table. The man was very impressed by the promptness of the service and asked, “Do all flight attendants carry a spoon in their pockets?”The flight attendant answered, “We had an efficiency expert in to evaluate our operation. He determined that 25% of the customers knock the spoon off their tray tables. By carrying a spare spoon, we all save trips to the galley and can be much more efficient.”Later, as the flight attendant is picking his dirty tray up, the customer asked, “Excuse me for asking but why do you have a string hanging from your fly?”The flight attendant replied, “The efficiency expert determined that we were spending too much t ime washing our hands after we went to the bathroom. To counteract this, we tie strings to our penises.”The customer looked confused. “How does that help?” he asked.”Well, when I go to the bathroom I just use the string. Since I never touched myself I don’t need to wash my hands.”The customer nodded and asked, “But how do you get it back in your pants?”The flight attendant smiled, “I don’t know about the other guys, but I use the spoon.”
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