Lotto jokes

A guy named Joe finds himself …

11 May , 2009  

A guy named Joe finds himself in dire trouble. His businessstarted going bust and he found himself in serious financialtrouble. He was so desperate that he decided to pray forhelp.”Oh Lord, please help me, I’ve lost my business and if Idon’t get some money, I’m going to lose my house as well,please let me win the lotto”.Lotto night arrived and somebody else won the prize.Joe again looked up and prayed…”Oh Lord, please let me win the lotto! I’ve lost mybusiness, my house and I’m going to lose my car as well”.Again, Lotto night came and went and Joe still had no luck.Once again, he prayed… “Oh, Lord, why have you forsaken me? I’ve lost my business,my house and my car. My wife and children are starving. Idon’t often ask you for help and I have always been a goodservant to you. Please just let me win the lotto this onetime so I can get my life back in order … ” Suddenly there was a blinding flash of light as the heavensopened and Joe was confronted by the voice of the Lordhimself: “Joe, Meet Me Half Way On This One. Buy A Ticket!”


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