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Zoo jokes

Zoo visitor: What’s the new ba…

3 May , 2016  

Zoo visitor: What’s the new baby hippo’s name? Hippopotamus keeper: I don’t know, he won’t tell me.

Zoo jokes

You don’t see many reindeer in…

3 May , 2016  

You don’t see many reindeer in zoos, do you?No. They can’t afford the admission.

Zoo jokes

A father and his small son wer…

3 May , 2016  

A father and his small son were standing in front of the tiger’s cage at the zoo. Father was explaining how ferocious and strong tigers are, and junior was taking it all in with a serious expression. Dad,” the boy said finally, “if the tiger got out of his cage and ate you up …” […]

Zoo jokes

Zoo Keeper:”I’ve lost one of m…

3 May , 2016  

Zoo Keeper:”I’ve lost one of my elephants”Other Zoo Keeper:”Why don’t you put an advert in the paper?”Zoo Keeper:”Don’t be silly, he can’t read!”

Zoo jokes

What did the zoo keeper say wh…

3 May , 2016  

What did the zoo keeper say when he saw four elephants walking over the hill towards him wearing sunglasses?Nothing, he didn’t recognize them!

Zoo jokes

Little Jordan wanted to go to …

3 May , 2016  

Little Jordan wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents, Al and Elaine, for days. Finally Elaine talked Jordan’s reluctant father into taking him. And so Jordan and Al got into the car and left.”So how was it?” Elaine asked when they returned home.”Great,” Little Jordan replied.”Did you and your father have a […]

Zoo jokes

What’s the difference between …

3 May , 2016  

What’s the difference between a Northern zoo and a Southern zoo?In a Northern zoo you have the name of the animal and the Latin name underneath. In a Southern zoo you haven the name of the animal and a recipe underneath.

Zoo jokes

FRED: Did I ever tell you abou…

3 May , 2016  

FRED: Did I ever tell you about the time I came face to face with a very fierce gorilla?BERT: No, what happened?FRED: Well, I stood there, without a gun . . . The gorilla looked at me and snarled and roared and beat his chest. Then it came closer and closer . . .BERT: What […]

Zoo jokes

When an ape visits his tailor,…

3 May , 2016  

When an ape visits his tailor, what kind of a suit does he order?A zoo-t suit!

Zoo jokes

What did the Hollywood produce…

3 May , 2016  

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?Stop playing it cagey!

Zoo jokes

A Scotsman paying his first vi…

3 May , 2016  

A Scotsman paying his first visit to a zoo stopped by one of the cages”An’ whut animal would that be ?” he asked the keeper.”Thats a moose from Canada”, came the reply.”A moose !!”, exclaimed the Scotsman. “Hoots, mon, if that’s a moose then they must ha’ rats the size of elephants over there !”

Zoo jokes

Caller: Finally! I got through…

3 May , 2016  

Caller: Finally! I got through! I’ve been trying to call the zoo for hours! Zookeeper: Yes, all our lions were busy!